Elizabeth Weintraub • Sacramento Real Estate Agent: December 2014

Leg 5 of My Vacation Journey Starts Today

Frederick of the Havannah Resort in Vanuatu asked me last night if I wanted to join everybody for a cocktail and watch the Fire Show. But honestly, I don't have any interest in New Year's Eve celebrations with a bunch of couples from Australia who just want to be left alone to their own devices. Plus, I got to see a spectacular fire show at Eratap Resort and don't feel a need to be entertained.

I've gotten really grumpy, I guess, in my old age, in that I'm satisfied to read a book or listen to music or just sit here and watch the waves ripple, curl and roll to shore. When I told the staff I would like two glasses of champagne delivered to my villa, the server looked at me oddly. A bottle of champagne and two glasses, she asked, raising one eyebrow? One glass with champagne in it, followed by another glass with champagne in it, equals two glasses of champagne, I clarified; and I pantomimed pouring a glass of champagne, setting it aside and pouring a second. One finger, two fingers. It dawned on her then that I wanted two glasses of champagne, and she did a high five and slapped my palm. I guess I must order weird things.

When I asked for a glass of skim milk for breakfast, all hell broke out in the kitchen. Finally, they brought me a small pitcher milk. I asked for a glass to drink it in, and the light-bulb went off. Silly Americans. Salad dressing on the side is another odd request they don't get very often. They brought me a salad and a side of scalloped potatoes. How do you get scalloped potatoes out of "dressing on the side?"

It's my accent, I guess. They are not used to an American accent. Although some people would say I sound just like the parodies in the movie Fargo, hailing originally from Minnesota.

You can read more about my newest journey starting today in my personal blog, Groundhog Day: From Vanuatu to Hawaii on New Year's Day.


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Elizabeth Weintraub is co-partner of Weintraub & Wallace Team of Top Producing Realtors, an author, home buying expert at The Balance, a Land Park resident, and a veteran real estate agent who specializes in older, classic homes in Land Park, Curtis Park, Midtown, Carmichael and East Sacramento, as well as tract homes in Elk Grove, Natomas, Roseville and Lincoln. Call Elizabeth Weintraub at 916.233.6759. Put our combined 80 years of real estate experience to work for you. Broker-Associate at RE/MAX Gold. DRE License # 00697006.

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